he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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