I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
PANTIES FOUND
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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