just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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