I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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