who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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