But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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