coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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