So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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