she was so not down for the gang bang
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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