just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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