I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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