do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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