I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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