it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
we're so committed to being not committed
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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