playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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