You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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