So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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