I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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