Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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