If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we're so committed to being not committed
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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