Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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