what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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