i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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