Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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