Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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