and next time when you feel me up, do it right
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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