Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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