found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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