i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
