But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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