That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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