She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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