The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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