dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
