Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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