He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Say something about gay babies.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We smell like vodka and hangover
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