Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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