He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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