Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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