I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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