Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This gyro tastes like lonliness
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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