Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
