have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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