I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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