i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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