We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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