Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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