it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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