I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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