That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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