I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I believe in your delicious
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
